Ryan W.
In this day and age,
In this big old troubled world,
Where the little guy ain't got a chance
There's only one thing I can think of
That could make a difference...
If I had a bulldozer
Everything would be so fine
I would never have to move it over
Never have to stand in line
If I had a bulldozer
There'd be lots of parking places
I'd just look for that brand-new Corvette
Taking up two spaces
If I had a diesel rig,
With a big old blade,
Treads just like a tank,
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign,
Arguments would cease,
'Cause everyone would know
I'd squash them like a cheeeeeeeese!!!
If I had a bulldozer
My application would go through
My boss would run to get my coat
If I decided to leave by two
If I had a bulldozer
The IRS would never chide
And you know an audit would really go quickly
With a 'dozer idling outside
If I had a diesel rig,
With a big old blade,
Treads just like a tank,
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign,
Arguments abate,
'Cause everyone would know
I'd squash them like a graaaaaaaaape!!!
If I had a bulldozer
All the doors would open up
People'd treat me with a lot more respect
Or I'd knock 'em down and squash 'em up
If I had a diesel rig,
With a big old blade
The world would be a better place!
John T.
Great patch can’t wait for it to restock
Michael S.
Love the patches.
Scott C.
Awesome patch perfect for a hat
Caleb J.
Love this patch. Nicely made, great quality. Will buy a second shortly.
Tory C.
Awesome patches and shipped out fast.
Matthew M.
Choo-chooooo, mitches! Self-regulation on its way to freedom town.
Alex S.
Great quality and Dozer is my nickname so it's double awesome.
Bill L.
Looks amazing. Very detailed!
Nathaniel E.
I dig this patch because if you know, you know.
Tom
A nice addition to the collection hanging from my hat-cactus!
Andy S.
Fast shipping, awesome patch
Sean P.
Very high quality. What a beautiful inspiration to overthrow the government
David M.
This patch is great, very good quality. TREAD ON THOSE WHO TREAD ON YOU!!!
Robert L.
Great quality sticker and if needed, comes with both sides of velcro.
Reuben B.
When they tread on you, tread on them.
ROBERT S.
Great color and quality. I've ordered several patches and shirts from StickThisOn and they're always top quality and ship fast.
Kyle T.
Was a little more $$ than some other patches, but the pics looked good, so I 'pulled the trigger'.
Good move as its a really great quality patch! I look forward to others that are in this class.
Dylan D.
Fantastic quality patch! Great detail and color. It also reflects my stance on blocked driveways.
