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I'm Going To Die Patch — Morale Patche by Stickthison
I'm Going To Die Patch — Morale Patche by Stickthison

I'm Going To Die Patch

$10.99

Optimism is overrated. The I'm Going To Die patch delivers the situational awareness your cardio has been warning you about for years.

Me whenever I leave the house.

Specs:

  • Material: Thick, 3D, PVC 
  • Size: 76mm x 50.8mm
  • Backing: Hook/Loop Velcro Backing

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 2 reviews.

Customer photo review of I'm Going To Die Patch

Love the patch, everyone hates it 😂... Cant help it that I woke up?

Parker M. 5/5 Verified

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Michael W. 5/5 Verified

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